Profeesor G in da House

“Checkit, me agreed to speak here today coz me wanted to talk to de brightest minds of our generation, to see what makes Harvard de most special university in de world, and also coz dey agreed to pay for me flight over here and hotel room. As I stand here today lookin at all of you, on this, your first day of university… To fink dat so many great people has been educated ere like Lyndon Banes Johnson, or as he is better known - JFK… A lot of you is probably feminists, or as we call them in england ‘lezzies’… iz also well clever - me was so brainy dat me finished me education 6 years before any of u… what did Lincoln give America, apart from the Towncar?… Let’s rap dis up now, coz I fink me feels somethin movin down below… Anyways I digest… it is important never to forget where u all came from - becoz black, white, brown or pakistani we all come from de same place - de punani… bigupyaself Princeton…and keep it real… wesside.”

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