Spin Cycle

Don't you just love today's 'scoop' about poor young Leo, trapped in a fictional plot spun by Special Branch, your super soar-away Sun and No 10? Poor old Matt O'Connor claims had been warned by the Met that the trigger-happy S0013 were "...threatening to shoot people if they did anything in region of Downing Street".

Presumably with an apology and an offer of five grand shortly after they gun-down Batman with a suspect table-leg?

Mainstream radio were openly mocking this crude propaganda even as they read it out this morning. And this just after yesterday's announcement by GB (aka 'Two Flags') that he's going to be a Dad again!

No word on a name yet but rumour has it that Winston is the frontrunner for a boy, whilst Boadicea is the hot favourite for a girl. Awwww.

Cynical, moi?